Buy Blended Green Bali and Yellow Borneo
Small Batch, Seasonal Thanksgiving Blend
(Originally released November 2020)
Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours!
Gobbles Hippo is a 50/50 blend of Top-Shelf Bali (Green Bali) and Snuggie Hippo (Yellow Borneo). It's a wonderful combination.
As many of us know, the next few weeks will be hectic considering the holidays and Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals. Even the thought of it seems overwhelming!
Not to worry; the slow (happy/relaxing) effects of Gobbles Hippo will help soothe a chaotic mind - helping you get the proper rest and relaxation before your holiday festivities.
Puddles Hippo says that this blend is perfect to help enhance a good post-Turkey Dinner nap 😴
Wishing you a Wonderful and Loving Holiday Season! gobble gobble gobble Hippo!
Hippo Customer Feedback:
"Here I am enjoying my first sample of the Gobble Hippo with the morning cup of coffee. It really did make me thankful! lol. Figured I would drop a line to say thank you for offering such nice mixes." -Kurt S.
Kratom Capsule Details:
- ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
- Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
- Derived from the same kratom leaf as fine powder
Capsule to Powder Conversions:
To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:
- 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
- 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
What Are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?
- Fast = Energy/Motivation
- Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
- Slow = Relaxation/Comfort
KEEP IT FRESH
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
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Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit forming. Misuse may result in adverse health effects including opioid-like withdrawal symptoms.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom Effects
Joyful Spirit
Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.
Relaxed Body
Associated with feelings of comfort and deep relaxation, perfect for winding down after a long day, is great for relaxation.
Discomfort Relief
Associated with relief from physical discomfort. This strain is rumored to be one of the best for aches and soreness.
